blondesquats:

If you get to sleep beside the person you love every night you are one lucky fuck

memeufacturing:

i used too much No More Tears shampoo in 1973 and haven’t felt a single emotion since then

abracadang:

I love that anyone around my age knows spongebob well enough that we can all allude to it from time to time and we’re all like haha yeah me hoy minoy hoy

treesandteas:

knitmeapony:

voidbat:

prokopetz:

morkaischosen:

prokopetz:

I love the phrase “what the entire fuck” because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a “what the partial fuck”.

Similarly “what the actual fuck,” implying “what the figurative fuck” or “what the imaginary fuck”.

“What the actual fuck” is an interesting one because “actual” has so many distinct shades of meaning.

“Entire” generally means “whole” or “complete”, but depending on the particular context, “actual” can denote any or all of “real”, “literal”, “concrete”, “truthful”, “grounded” or “factual”.

Thus, when deriving the contrastive phrase, in addition to “what the imaginary fuck” and “what the figurative fuck”, we could also reasonably arrive at “what the hypothetical fuck”, “what the fraudulent fuck”, “what the fanciful fuck” or “what the counterfactual fuck”.

Language is fun!

i’m personally a fan of “what the actual and entire fuck” because never do what you can overdo.

We actually used to use ‘what in the hypothetical fuck’ in law school.  Also ‘what the alleged fuck’.

“What the fanciful fuck” has my whole heart.

theproblematicblogger:

I want my funeral to be nothing but cotton eyed joe playing on repeat for the entire ceremony because if I’m in hell then y’all are going to be in hell too. 

crowderz:

5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense